…And Make Sure You Do The Whole Route

A friend of mine at secondary school had one of those not-quite paper-rounds, delivering one of those free rags that are ninety percent adverts to local homes. Suffice to say that, if his employers then had the technology and ruthlessness of this Australian leafleting outfit, he’d not have got away with his regular practice of delivering the twelve copies that were actually wanted and taking the rest to the local primary school for use in craft lessons.