Grandma Just Says ‘No’

We’ve got some pretty serious problems with our public library system over here in the UK, what with declining book budgets and the occasional librarian auctioning off the collectables. It would appear that things aren’t too rosy in Florida libraries either – they’re having trouble getting all the shelving done because the retirees who normally fill such volunteer jobs have refused to submit to drugs testing as a condition of employment. They must have been reading some radical leftist Chomsky books or something – don’t they know that the innocent have nothing to fear?