In a near-future episode of Seinfeld from the universe next door:

George’s “Passion” iPhone app–“The timer measures duration, while the accelerometer measures activity and the microphone measures the orgasm”–is yanked by Apple right in the middle of the greatest performance of his life, but not before it “uploaded the score… and compare[d it] to those of other people around the world.” Kramer’s score of course rocks.

[Fab four montage by Ethan Hein]