Here’s a concept to mess with your concept of self: one theory of consciousness holds that it’s evolutionary purpose is to enable complex nonconscious processes.

I’m pretty sure all geeks have a preternatural love of cryptozoology, just as as they do for things like robots, pirates and monsters. I hope you’ll forgive this not being particularly Futurismic, but tell me if the idea of a lobster with hair does not resound with you on a spiritual level.

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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it a little disconcerting that the U.S. government can’t spend within the current $8.17 trillion debt limit? Or that in order to avoid defaulting, the government has tapped such non-essential funds as government pensions, or the fund that’s supposed to stop our currency from dropping into free fall (like, for example, if we defaulted on our bond payments).

Back in my day, we had to wait for the freezer to cool down our hand-made parfaits. You young whippersnappers just pop it on the antigriddle.