Regular readers of Futurismic will know the name of Jason Stoddard as one of our more popular fiction writers. He recently had a story called ‘Fermi Packet’ published in Talebones Magazine, about an alien invasion of a post-singularity human civilisation, and featuring a digital composite of Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds as its main character. “That’s a great story,” I told him, “you should release it as a free download to the blogosphere at large.” And what do you know, that’s exactly what he did. So go download and read ‘Fermi Packet’, some top-grade geek science fiction.
Monthly Archives: March 2007
Time travel ‘officially’ not possible
Well, according to most scientists, at least – and the ones that disagree say time travel is ‘impractical’, which when you look at their calculations may be somewhat of an understatement. But hey, we can still do time travel in fiction, which has got to be the most comfortable method. [Tobias Buckell]
Athletic competition goes hi-tech
There’s no aspect of life that electronics manufacturers think isn’t worth selling us enhancements for – witness a patent for using wireless devices to set personal goals for exercise, or to add some wager spice to one-on-one competition. Whatever happened to ‘last one to the bar buys the beers’?
Unlicenced AI lawyer busted
Life gets more and more like a cyberpunk novel every week. The latest evidence for this trend comes in the form of a court decision that an expert system that gives advice on bankruptcy procedures is too complex to be considered a clerical tool, and must instead be assumed to be an artificial intelligence practicing law without a licence.
A LIFE IN PICTURES by Mark Ward
We’ve got a new story from Futurismic alumnus Mark Ward – his “Cycle Thieves” was published here around this time last year.
“A Life In Pictures” manages to be absurd and touching at the same time, a buddy movie of an entirely different story.
A Life In Pictures
by Mark Ward
“Let me see if I understand,” said JJ, knuckles white as he made fists to stop his hands shaking. He looked between Frankie Hornbluth sat behind the desk and Pip reclining on the arm of the other chair in the agent’s office. “You want to cast Pip here, a squirrel, as the leading man in my movie.”
“I do,” said Hornbluth. “It’s finishing what Tim Burton started with Charlie and the whatever.”
Hornbluth turned to the squirrel. “Pip, honey. It’s the perfect role for you.” He clenched his fists. “Gritty. Urban.” He cupped his hands over his heart, then wiped away an imaginary tear. “Tender. Warm. A breakout role. You’re made for it. And it gives JJ here something to do.” Continue reading A LIFE IN PICTURES by Mark Ward