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SimUK

Who says politics can’t be fun? The suits in Whitehall obviously feel they’re behind the pack on the computer gaming front, and are having a model UK population developed for them to play with in a simulation program, much like the classic game SimCity. This anonymous synthetic populace will enable them to study the effects policy decisions will have on the demographics affected by them. I wonder if they’ll discover that the general contentment of the virtual citizens increases if they’re left alone for a few days in a row?

Talking In Tongues

Gone are the days when a handkerchief draped over the handset was sufficient to disguise your voice on clandestine phone calls. The USAF certainly feels the need for a more advanced method of changing the voices of its airmen, and is investing in the development of technologies that will not just conceal the identity of a speaker, but make him or her sound like another person entirely. This will be used in ‘deception campaign[s] against enemy forces’ – which doubtless means more than just ordering unwanted pizza to be delivered to terrorist leaders. But the street finds its own use for things, and we may end up in a world where even our voices can’t be trusted to tell the truth about who we are. That will probably suit terrorists just fine.

Grandma Just Says ‘No’

We’ve got some pretty serious problems with our public library system over here in the UK, what with declining book budgets and the occasional librarian auctioning off the collectables. It would appear that things aren’t too rosy in Florida libraries either – they’re having trouble getting all the shelving done because the retirees who normally fill such volunteer jobs have refused to submit to drugs testing as a condition of employment. They must have been reading some radical leftist Chomsky books or something – don’t they know that the innocent have nothing to fear?

Futurismic Comments Update

OK, so it’s not been great fun commenting here on Futurismic of late, largely because you’ve had to wait until one of us contributors gets a moment to log in and moderate the wheat from the chaff. The good news is that yours truly has had a vigorous poke-around in the Moveable Type interface and found that there is a way to make commenters ‘trusted’, which I am assuming means their comments skip the moderation process. I’ve tick-boxed a few of the more recent and regular visitors with things to say, but suffice to say that if you drop a comment that isn’t an advert for controlled prescription medicines or ‘haut f4tty latina v1dz’, I’ll trust you up next time I’m logged in, and you’ll be good to go. Maybe now we can get some decent banter going here – just keep it friendly, Queensbury rules and all that. I’ll not ban opinions that I don’t agree with, but griefers of all stripes will be nixed. So, speak up! 🙂

Big Blue Yonder

We’d all be forgiven for thinking that Second Life is just a playground for the weird edge of the techno cognoscenti – the media usually focusses on the stranger events and inhabitants. But there’s a lot of potential for the future there, at least as far as IBM are concerned. Big Blue are investing heavily in SL and other multiverse technologies as well as planning to develop their own 3D intranet, and when a player that big decides that the far shores are the promised land, a lot of people are going to follow in their wake.