UXO, BOMB DOG by Eliot Fintushel

As promised, original fiction returns to Futurismic – and how! We’re incredibly proud to be publishing Eliot Fintushel‘s story, and we hope you enjoy it too. So please use the comment form at the end to tell us (and Eliot!) what you thought of “Uxo, Bomb Dog”.

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Uxo, Bomb Dog

by Eliot Fintushel

My bomb dog Uxo, my sweetie, my pal, he sweated and huffed, tongue unscrolled, forelegs folded. His fur was matted and dripping.

I held Mumps back with both my arms around her shoulders. The kid had lobbed stones at old Ux and tied soup cans to his tail, but now she’d jump mines to pet him.

“Stay put, little one. Uxo’s pacing himself, is all.”

“You can beat that pile of tin, Uxy.” Mumps’s chin was tear wet. Her voice choked and tumbled over the words. “Damn Volkovoy! Damn him! Cheater!”

We stood on a hill overlooking the meadow. A bunch of other kids ambled behind us, rags and bones, scruffy faces, some little ones on the shoulders of the bigger. Bit by bit, as Uxo and the damn machine cleared the meadow, we’d advance to the new safe zone for a better look. Continue reading UXO, BOMB DOG by Eliot Fintushel

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Friday Free Fiction for 29 February

To make up for last week’s short shrift, we have a fairly hefty crop of free fiction for you this Leap Day …

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Only the one from ManyBooks.net: “King’s Evil” by Avram Davidson

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Thanks to Neil Gaiman and the beneficence (or should that be marketing savvy?) of his publishers, you have a little less than a month in which to read the entirety of Gaiman’s novel American Gods online.

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Much-missed but fantastically busy Futurismic alumni Tobias Buckell has posted the first chapter of his forthcoming novel, Sly Mongoose.

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You’d have had to avoid practically every single genre fiction website there is to be unaware that issue four of Steampunk Magazine is now available to buy in hardcopy or download for free.

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Alastair Reynolds has revealed a second chapter from his new novel House Of Suns.

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Asimov’s has posted the beginning of Elizabeth Bear‘s story “Shoggoths in Bloom“.

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A message from Rudy Rucker:

“I’m still working on the second draft of [forthcoming novel] Hylozoic, without much time to think or write anything fresh for the blog. I do have a few new pictures, so to have something to weave among them, here’s an unused bit I cut from Hylozoic for being too arcane.”

I don’t know about you, but I just love the idea of anything being too arcane for a Rudy Rucker novel! One of my favourite writers, no contest, and a truly unique one at that.

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The SF Signal gang are still updating their list of Free Nebula Fiction. Here are the latest additions:

The titles of the latter two are works of genius in their own right.

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Via John Joseph Adams: As well as the Andy Duncan listed above, there’s another free story to be downloaded over at Nightshade Books in the form of Garth Nix’s Ditmar-nominated “Bad Luck, Trouble, Death, and Vampire Sex.” Many different formats to choose from!

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David Louis Edelman has a story in the recently-released Volume Two of the Solaris Book of New Science Fiction; he’s made it available on his website, so go and read “Mathralon” …. and then read his explanation of how it came to be written.

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More news from Shira Lipkin via email …

Firstly, Shira herself has a new piece of fiction called “Apostate” up on her LiveJournal, and she’s starting a seven day short fiction project over there as of tomorrow.

Secondly, M C A Hogarth is doing something quite interesting:

“She’s exploring an alien world and culture through their language; the Admonishments and Aphorisms of Kherishdar. A fascinating read, all sponsored by her readers. Bonus: The Aphorisms have illustrations!”

Cheers, Shira!

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Of course, it wouldn’t be a Friday without the Friday Flash Fictioneers!

The Fictioneers are a bit thin on the ground this week, but new recruit Ian Hocking is making up for lost time by musing on the nature and purpose of the form itself:

“Question: Is flash fiction an art form in itself, or an excuse to write for about thirty seconds, look challengingly at the cat and say, “And”? Who knows.”

And then he goes and raises the game on all of us by doing it in podcast form; today’s is called “The Pilgrim“.

Meanwhile, still killin’ the old-school way, Greg O’Byrne tells the tale of “Jazz Piano And Johnny Freefall“; Gareth D Jones is watching “Shooting Stars“, Neil Beynon shares a “Shard” and Jay Lake gives us “Imago“.

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That looks like your lot! Please get in touch via the Contact page with any tip-offs or blatant self-plugs you may have for next week.

And don’t forget – fresh new fiction right here on Futurismic this coming Monday! 😀

Beginner’s guide to starting your own nation

girl-with-flag If you’re looking for a way to kill time this Friday (before Friday free Fiction turns up, of course), why not start planning your own independent country with this concise summary of the steps required to create an internationally-recognised sovereign state? [image by dario_471]

As with business and industry, it can be tough going for the small start-ups in the statehood game, but the plucky and persistent sometimes manage to stay afloat. Once you’ve founded your micronation, you may want to join the League Of Micronations in lieu of acceptance into the UN; if nothing else, it’ll give you a social circle for bitching about the big boys.

"Zero-pollution" compressed-air car coming to U.S.

ZeroPollutionCars

The French-invented Zero-Pollution MDI Air Car, already licensed to a car company in India, is coming to the United States, with the first reservations to be taken within the next couple of months, although it will be 2010 before any cars are delivered. (Via Gizmag.)

The car uses a compressed-air motor developed by MDI International. It’s a four-door, seats six, and boasts a don’t-bother-drag-racing 75 horsepower. It will run up to 35 mph entirely on air; if you want to go faster (up to 90 mph), you have to burn a little gas to heat and compress more air. It’s supposed to have very low maintenance costs (30,000-kilometre service intervals), a range of up to 1,000 miles, and cost less than $20,000.

Not surprisingly, it was one of the first entries in the Automotive XPrize competition, which aims to do for efficient, clean personal transportation what the original X-Prize did for private space exploration.

Sound too good to be true? It may be: here’s a skeptical take on the idea from Technology Review.

Time will tell, but if you’re an early adopter and you live in the U.S., now’s your chance to ensure you’ll be the first on your block whose car goes “Phffft!” instead of “Vroom!”

(Image: Zero Pollution Motors.)

[tags]alternative energy,transport,cars,pollution[/tags]

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